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Date:
From:
Jason Wood,
Engineer And French TV Enthusiast
Re:
How You Can
Get French Television At Home For Free
If you are interested in getting French
television at home, and I'm not talking about a boring hybrid channel
like TV5, I'm talking about
all of the 7,
content rich,
French
national TV stations (with all your favourite shows
dubbed into French, as well as a mountain of high quality original
French content) then take a few minutes to read my message and you'll
discover how easy it is to have French TV in your home in just a few
days from now.
"This Is
What I'm Going To Show You:"
Why the
ABSOLUTE BEST way to get French TV at home is via an
analogue satellite system.
How you can get
everything you need for just a few pounds, install it yourself
quickly and easily and get all the French Channels with
NO SUBSCRIPTION FEES (except CANAL+)
How
having French Television at home will
VASTLY IMPROVE
your French language skills
How
even if you think this all sounds too difficult or too technical
for you, I have made
everything so clear and simple that anybody can do it!
I watch French
Television every day. Whenever I feel like it, I just turn on my TV,
press a button on my remote and I have access to ALL 7 of the French TV
stations. As a lover of the French language, I smile every time I turn
on my French TV system. I know you will too when you get yours -
especially because it will cost you just peanuts!
"You Already
Have French TV At Home - Well Almost!"
The truth is, even now as you are reading
this, all 7 of the French TV stations (the real ones available on
terrestrial TV in France) are being broadcast right into your home!
All you need to do is channel the signal through to your TV via a
simple and extremely cheap analogue satellite system (we're talking
just a few pounds here!) and "voila" you have French TV in your
living room.
"Don't Worry -
It's Easy To Do"
Don't let the words
"analogue satellite system" put you off. I promise you this is a cinch
once you know how. In fact,
I'd go as far as to say ANYONE can do
this!...
...but don't take my word for it:
"...I am
absolutely loving having French Television at home..."
Hi Jason, ...thanks your guide.
To be honest, I thought I would have needed to get my son to
help out a lot but you made everything so clear that I managed
most of it myself. I am absolutely loving having French
television at home and I'm learning so much.
John Terry, Salford
Sure, you can watch
some French TV on the internet, but
you simply can't beat
watching it on your TV at home, and I'm going to show you
the absolute best way to get it.
"Here Are
The 7 French TV Channels You Will Be Watching On Your TV In Just A
Few Days From Now:"
These are the 7
French TV channels you can watch FOR FREE via analogue satellite:
TF1 - France 2 -
France 3 - Arte - France 5 - M6 - Canal+
(canal+ sometimes scrambled)
Watch the video
below:
(you may need to
click twice)
All this is thanks to an analogue satellite system set up to receive
French TV.
You can find sketchy
information about French TV via analogue satellite on the internet, but it is impossible to find
all the information needed (especially if you are not from a technical
background) and to get dedicated and friendly support
from an expert is not cheap. However, as you will discover when you continue
reading below, you are just minutes away from having your own French
TV system for virtually nothing and having the full support of an
expert because...
"I Spent
Over 85 Hours Creating The Ultimate Layman's Guide To Getting French
TV At Home For Virtually No Cost"
Everybody who has my guide has absolutely loved it - and you will too.
In it I explain absolutely everything you need to know about analogue
French TV and I give you
my professional and friendly support to help you along the way.
But before I tell you all about my guide and about all the wonderful
benefits you will have as soon as you get your own French TV system at
home, since you don't know me from Adam, let me introduce myself...
"So, Who Am I
And What Makes Me Qualified To Teach You How To Get French TV For
Free Via Analogue Satellite?"
Since the internet
can sometimes be a very impersonal experience, I thought I would
include some information about myself so you know who I am and why I
can help you to get French TV at home.
"My Engineering
Background And My Love Of The French Language"
As you will have
gathered by now, my name is Jason Wood and I'm a French TV enthusiast.
My background is in Engineering (I served a 5 year European
apprenticeship with BMW) and I have an Honours Degree in Mechanical
Engineering. But in addition to my technical side I have always loved
foreign languages, especially French, and it had always been an
ambition of mine to go and live in France in order to become fluent in
the language.
Well, several years ago I managed to fulfil my dream by
living and working in Paris for a whole year. I have to say it was THE best
thing I have ever done. It's such an amazing experience that I would
recommend it to anybody. (If you are at
a stage where you care considering a similar thing, please feel free
to get in touch if you want any advice)
"I Realised French TV Is
The Number 1 Way To Improve And Maintain Your French Language Skills"
So, on my return to the UK I really wanted to maintain my fluency in
French that I had worked very hard to achieve whilst living in France.
And it occurred to me that the absolute best way to do this would be
to have French TV at home. This would allow me to have constant
exposure to the language which is essential to maintain fluency and to
improve language skills in general.
"My Research Into Getting
French TV In The UK "
Since I'm a bit of a "techno geek" (I wouldn't have admitted that a
few years back!) I decided to set about finding out how to get French
TV without buying any expensive equipment and without having to pay
any subscription fees. I used to be a satellite TV buff and I remembered having read about being able to
pick up French TV via an analogue satellite system but at the time I
didn't know much about it. So I began my search for information. I
spent many hours searching the internet trying to find pieces of
information and collect them all together to try to form a coherent
picture of what I needed to do.
It
took literally weeks of searching. I'd find information from different
sources, collate it all together and try to make sense of it until I eventually got to the point
where I though I knew everything I needed to know. But... just then I'd
come across some conflicting information or data that put me back to
square one.
"In The End I Had To Learn
The Hard Way"
Eventually I had most of what I needed and decided the best way
forward would be to get together everything I needed and to
experiment until I managed to resolve any outstanding issues (luckily
being an Engineer means this is something that I enjoy).
A friend of mine had
an old analogue satellite system that had been sat gathering dust in
his garage for a number of years and was earmarked for the skip, so i
did him a favour and took it off his hands. I soon discovered that
some bits were missing and one part wasn't working, but having studied
this closely during the previous weeks I knew exactly what I needed to
do...
"At Last I Had French TV
In My Home In The UK"
...I set everything
up and after more than 7 frustrating hours I was just about to give up
when...EUREKA! I had a French TV channel right there on my TV in my
living room. This was a great moment of joy! My many hours of research
and experimentation had finally paid off. I was amazed at the picture
quality. It wasn't just some fuzzy picture full of those nasty "sparklies"
but a crisp and clear high quality image that I was totally mesmerised
by.
I was actually
beginning to doubt that it was possible and to be honest I was lucky
to have succeeded when I did or else it would have cost me a lot of
money to pay somebody else to do it for me - something which would
have been quite annoying now that I know this is not necessary (and
how easy it is when you know how).
"I Realised That Anybody
Could Do The Same As I Had Done To Get French TV"
I then managed to tune
in all the remaining channels and there right before me were all 7 of
the national French Television channels. To say I was grinning like
the proverbial Cheshire cat would be an understatement.
After all my research and hard work, the thing that really struck me
was that when I finally had a clear picture of exactly what had to be
done, it turned out to be a very simple and straightforward process. It is
in fact extremely easy to get all the equipment you need (for
virtually free - more on this later), to install
it and to set it up perfectly to receive French TV in all its glory.
If I'd have known all that I'd learned before I'd started, I could
have had the system up and running on my own from start to finish within 3 hours (even less
with the help of a friend). JUST 3 HOURS! I also knew then that it was
so simple that virtually anybody could do it.
I
can't even begin to tell you how excited I was about having French TV
at home. I'd had a single French TV station at home in the past but it
wasn't the most interesting channel in the world. It was TV5 which is
a sort of hybrid channel which shows footage taken from other channels
- a sort of mish-mash. But I just got the impression they only showed
the most boring programs available! This isn't the most inspiring
viewing, especially when you are trying to learn the language.
But the channels that I am going to show you how to receive are
absolutely amazing compared to that. No matter what your viewing
tastes are, you will find something you like - guaranteed!
"Now It's Your
Turn To Get French TV In Your Lounge (or wherever you like)
But With
My Guide It Will Take You Just A Couple Of Hours From Start To
Finish"
"Here's A
Summary Of What Is In My French TV For Free Guide"
"French TV For Free"
Manual Contents
10,000
Word Written Guide
I
have spent hours and hours writing, testing, re-writing and
re-testing my guide until I was 100% satisfied it contains
absolutely every last bit of information you need. Within the
pages I'll take you by the hand and show you step-by-step:
Exactly what analogue satellite TV gear you will need
(I
explain each and every part separately and describe it in simple
terms anybody can understand)
The
exact easy-to-follow process you need to follow to install your
equipment and to set it up to receive French TV without any
special installation equipment
How
you can get all the satellite equipment you need for just a few
pounds, or even for FREE!
Fully Illustrated
w/Photographs
To
support the 10,000 words of text, I have created numerous
illustrations and diagrams and included many photos and images to
make everything as clear as possible and as easy as possible
to follow.
Full DVD-Resoultion Videos
In
addition to the many photos and illustrations, I have also
included 7 full DVD-Resolution videos explaining the most
important aspects. This training is as good as having me sat right
in front of you, giving you personal tuition!
No Prior Knowledge
Needed
I
specifically wrote my guide with the goal that anybody who reads
it will be able to get and install a French TV system. No prior
knowledge of satellite TV is required!
Peace
Of Mind Email Support
Even
though my guide is as comprehensive, simple and as clear as
possible, it is still possible that you might have some questions
after reading it. So, for extra peace-of mind, you will also have
direct access to me via email. You will be given a special support
email address to which you can address any questions you might
have and I will reply promptly, usually within 24 hours.
"If You Are Learning French Then You NEED French TV. It Will
Sky-Rocket Your LearningBy 1000%"
If you
are studying French then you will know that
learning
a foreign language is not an easy task. It requires dedication, hard work
and most importantly, constant practice and exposure to the language.
If you want to make the best progress possible it is important to have
the best tools possible to facilitate your learning.
Now,
everybody knows that the absolute best way to become fluent in a
foreign language is to actually go and live in the
appropriate country. This is THEmethod to achieve total
fluency. If you read my short bio above, then you will know that
this is what I did to become fluent in French.
Unfortunately for the vast majority of people, this is
not possible so the best alternative is required - which is where
watching French TV comes in...
"What
Having French TV In Your Home Can Do For You"
It will vastly improve your listening skills by
tuning in your ear to the natural sound, intonation and speed of
the French language.
You will increase the range of your
vocabulary by being constantly exposed to new words.
It will reinforce your current
vocabulary.
It will remind you of words and
expressions that you have forgotten but are resting dormant in the
back of your mind!
It will also encourage you to think in
French which will in turn improve your speaking skills.
Finally - IT'S FUN!
The French TV stations that I show you how to pick up in my
"French TV For Free" guide are full of interesting, entertaining
and educational programming. On French TV you fill find a lot of
USA programs and dramas that are dubbed into French. Here are a
few current examples: Friends, CSI, Bones,
Numbers, Desperate Housewives, Smalleville, Supernatural
So as you can see,
watching French TV at home is both a fantastic tool for learning
French and is also very entertaining.
"Here's A Summary Of What You Are Going To Learn
From My French TV Guide"
Point 1 Every single aspect of what you need for your French Analogue TV
system is explained clearly in clear terms - no prior knowledge is
required
Point 2
You
will learn why you absolutely do not have to spend £££'s on
purchasing a digital system
Point 3
I'll show you where you
can get everything you need for just a few pounds, or even for
FREE!
Point 4
You'll see that absolutely no specialist installation equipment is
needed - not even a compass!
Point 5
The
whole installation process is clearly broken down into simple,
small and easy-to-follow steps fully supported by photos,
illustrations and videos.
So, as you can see, my guide is choc full of relevant, useful and
complete information showing you exactly how to get your own French
Analogue television system in your own home.
If
you have been thinking about getting French TV for a while, there is
no better time to get than right now. You will not find a more complete source
of information anywhere on the web.
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are plenty of sites to look through but a lot of them are full
of annoying adverts and it's hard to cut through all the
excessive info to get to the stuff you want to read. So, when
you get my French TV For Free guide, you will also get access
to my video presentation where I will take you to my favourite
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I am sure that you are going to absolutely love French TV
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I have
gone to a great deal of effort to make the guide as comprehensive, simple
and as clear as possible. I am 100% confident that, armed with my
guide, anybody can get themselves a great French TV system in their
own home for very close to nothing. However, that said, if this is
the first time you have met me on the internet, you may well be
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provided. However, if for any reason you are not happy, just let
me know within 30 days and I will refund your money with my
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Although I could charge a lot more for my guide, which teaches you
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Thanks again for
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home will vastly improve your language skills so take my advice - get
it now!
Best Wishes
Jason Wood, BEng (hons)
Pure Astonishment Publishing
P.S. Even if you
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